The problem with Christians and Helicopters:

Exhibit A

Favorite quote: “If you’re going to catch a fish, you have to have bait,” he explained. “If it takes a helicopter dropping 5,000 eggs to get people to come to church, it’s worth it. There are souls to save.”

Exhibit B

Favorite quote: “Which, really, was the aim of the event, he said — to show the community what the church stands for. “We wanted to show the community that we’re about the love of Jesus,” Gagnon said, “we wanted to give back to the community.”

Exhibit C

Favorite quote: “Children who registered for the Egg Drop could win a Leapfrog Leapster, Nintendo DSi or iPod Touch in drawings. A Blu-Ray player was given away to an adult at the end of both Easter services.”